I Bet They Didn't Get It

"I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist. I said I was a comedian. They said, "Say something funny then." I told them I had just graduated from flying school."

 Ahmed Ahmed

Or By Beer

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

Robert J Hanlon

A Bit Like Work

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."

Albert Einstein