Personally I Jump On Mushrooms

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac Man affected us as kids we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

Anonymous

Plan B?

"Plan A has failed."

Anonymous Poster, London

All At Once

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."

Anonymous