You Suck

"When it's not you it's me, it's actually you." 

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I Said What?

"I projectile babbled at this beautiful woman, my IQ diminishing as quickly as my shame would later rise."

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Early Hours

“I want cigar smoke and drowsy tunes, late nights and lazy drinks, mournful horns and throaty voices.”

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Life's Puzzle

"Only the weak truly fit in."

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Stop Dribbling

"A woman wants to be tasted like a succulent fruit.  You should salivate."

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